"Be and not Seem"

I could seriously write a science fiction novel with the dreams I’ve been having lately

When girls walk around campus dressed like hookers

I’m Like:

When me roommate is sad cause her momma said something mean…

She is like:

And Im like:

When I Find Clothes I Forgot I Had

I can no longer go on facebook for it gives me marriage envy….

When I heard Dylan’s voice in Holy Musical B@man I was like…

So much new found love for Dylan Saunders!

“I want to be a modern dancer!”